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[Jan. 27th, 2006|08:22 pm] |
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| | Just the Voices telling Loggerhead to break his parole | ] |
Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 Guilty Pleasures" and people who get tagged need to write an entry about their 5 Guilty Pleasures as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.
1. Electronic ANYTHING ~ MP3 players, PDA's, Cell Phones, etc. Yes...Best Buy has Loggerhead on speed-dial, and calls more than the Red Cross on Blood Drive Month.
2. Batman Merchandise ~ Hooked ever since the movie came out in 1989. HHHHMMMMMMM, more gadgets......starting to see a patern here.
3. Joann Fabrics ~ The building blocks of Amputheatre. Loggerhead dares you to walk in there during Halloween season and NOT buy something with skulls on it...go ahead...try.
4. Final Fantasy Online ~ Just like crack...kicked the habit once...sucked back in. Love every minute (God help me).
5. Killing Homeless People ~ Selling their internal organs on the black market. Good money AND you get to support an urban legend!
Loggerhead does not have five people to pass this to (they are still in a maximum security prison), but Loggerhead will randomly pick five people off the street and ask them "nicely" their guilty pleasures. |
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| Mrs. Loggerhead's Car |
[Jul. 29th, 2004|03:29 pm] |
Mrs. Loggerhead's car suddenly stopped moving this week, the source was clutch issues. The car was towed to the dealership from whence it was purchased, and the service department went to work diagnosing the problem. Loggerhead gets a call saying that it is the clutch, and they need permission to tear it apart. So Loggerhead (knowing that he has a 100,000 mile warranty AND 12,000 miles bumper to bumper) asks why they are even calling to do the work. They say it looks like it is normal "wear and tear" on the vehicle, and that is NOT covered under the warranty. They want $800 to look at and replace the clutch. Loggerhead at this point asks the service-man how a person could burn out a new car's clutch in 6,000 miles. The answer was this:
"A person may think they know how to drive a clutch, but they don't", "A lot of fast starts also will destroy a clutch" & "Also riding the clutch will wear it out".
Now back in Loggerhead's day he had his fair share of "fast" driving, but Loggerhead has toned it down a bit. Plus, it is not even driven by Loggerhead, it is driven by Mrs. Loggerhead. Mrs. Loggerhead has been driving a clutch for many years, and never had an issue before.
It looks like Loggerhead is going down to this dealership and "help" them see the error of their ways.
~ Lead Foot Loggerhead |
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| Loggerhead's Road Rage.....BITCH. |
[Jun. 29th, 2004|11:08 am] |
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| | Faith No More ~ War Pigs | ] |
The story:
Loggerhead is driving down the road today, minding his own damn business. While passing a large 18 wheeler, a "good ol' boy" in his pick-up starts riding Loggerhead's ass (like shower night at the county jail). Now Loggerhead wants to respond to this with a subtle hand gesture of some kind, but realizes the little Shrikes are in the back seat. So Loggerhead moves over to the slower lane, after he passes the "semi", and gets a glare AND the finger from the hick in the rusty ford (COMPLETE with gun rack). At this point Loggerhead is not happy, and wants to express himself in a way that might scare the young Shrikes.
The sweet taste of Justice:
After dropping the Shrikes off at Shrike day-care (a place full of broken glass and pointy objects), Loggerhead gets back on the highway. And who should Loggerhead pull up behind? Anyone? Anyone want to take a guess? That's right....Hick-boy. So like any red-blooded American, Loggerhead starts riding HIS ass like a frickn' birthday pony. He would move over to the right, Loggehead would move to the right. He would move to the left, Loggerhead would move to the left. Eventually he got wise to Loggerhead's game, and just slowed down to the speed limit and let Loggerhead pass altogether. While passing, Loggerhead gave him the finger and a few choice words and immediately felt better.
That is Loggerhead's tale of Road Rage....
Now Loggerhead knows what you are thinking. Where is the "rage" Loggerhead? Why didn't Loggerhead pimp-slap the country right out of his John Deer ass? Loggerhead will tell you...in the description of the truck that the hick was driving the words "gun rack" was used. Loggerhead can usually take care of himself, but when Loggerhead sees firearms.....it is time for the Shrikes to step in.
~ Loggerhead |
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| Amputheatre |
[Jun. 2nd, 2004|06:01 pm] |
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Loggerhead is still compiling the various parts of the_gil_monsters' website. Look for a new look at the Amputheatre site in the next few months. |
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